Disclimaer: I do not own The Walking Dead, comics or television series.

[{[A/N: It’s lacking in the end, but I’m thinking of making a sequel to it after the season finale. A smut scene definitely. Or it may end up being a one-shot. Who knows. If you want a smut scene/or a second chapter, let me know. I wrote it cause I needed it, cause I doubt I’m gonna get it.]}]

Paring: Rickyl; Daryl/Rick Slash

Rated: T

Words: 2,968

Chapters: 1/?

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Daryl knows he can’t survive on his own. Joe pointed it out the second they were alone fer Christ’s sake. He knows that it’s temporary and that it’s necessary.

Don’t mean he gotta like it.

Joe keeps sayin’ something. These coupla words that keep pouring out his mouth like vomit and it’s making Daryl sick. “Guys like us…” and “Guys like us…” over and over again like a fuckin’ mantra that won’t shut up.

It spews into the air every time the damn guy gets a minute with Daryl. And every time he says it, Daryl gets a little more pissed at him.

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agrimwriter:

nipple-tits:

PRE-CON:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION IN MY WHOLE LIFE. THE ACCURACY ACTUALLY HURTS.

askmrdewitt:

taccoman:

BioShock in a nutshell.

Atlas is an asshole.

itseasytoremember:

megfo:

What if Frozen was an anime series?

What would its OP sequence look like?

Why does this make me laugh so hard

because it’s accurate

(Source: kazaki03)

bag-gins:

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

(Source: birdlaw)

durinswrath:

kurtsaunt:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

I mean, he knew she was Cersei… lol

And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle. 

Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men weren’t allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour. 

This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wife’s approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own. 

Sparta knew what was up. 

borncareful:

“You should have been the Mockingjay. No one would’ve had to feed you lines,” I say.

“True. But no one likes me,” she tells me.

Some girls my age: eew it's so weird but i have a crush on celebs who are like 5 years older than me!!!!!!!!!
Me: hahahahahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: hahaha